Sunday, August 31, 2008

Stachetacular Sunday Smorgasbord

The Bryants aren't hiding their stash

Mike Weir may have gotten rid of his beard for this week's Deutsche Bank Championship, but the Bryants will be damned if they're getting rid of their mustaches ... Ever.

DICKSWEEPERS FOR LIFE: Officers Bart (left) and Brad Bryant represent a very small group of mustache wearing professional golfers. And no one rocks the stash quite like a Bryant.

Captures and Captions continues with another pic from the Deutsche Bank Championship, this time of JB Holmes' wife. Rumor has it she will be the feature of an upcoming jam from golf rappers The Golf Ballerz, after the authors of the following blog urged them to sample from Mos Def's Ms. Fat Booty.

CAUGHT IN THE ACT: JB Holmes' wife breaks spectator-cell phone policy, but dutifully follows JB's junk-in-the-trunk-required policy.

Moving on, the Green Blazer was amazed recently to hear the new Star Wars movie was doing poorly in theaters. But not quite as amazed as he was to hear a new Star Wars movie was in theaters. In a move that critics say will surely boost sales, the Green Blazer has hereby released the much-anticipated

Celebrity Golf Lookalike 8

Speak of the Week was created by The Green Blazer as a way of giving something back to the fans. The gift was to help our worldwide base of English-speaking readers increase their swagger on the golf course by using golf speak that only the most experienced country club Romeo knows.

In the very first Speak of the Week segment, the Blazer told to us to forgo saying fade and say cut, or cutter, instead. Well, apparently The Blazer's got a thing or two to learn about golf swagger. Tiger Woods, after reading The Blazer's Speak of the Week segment, recently decided to one-up the Blazer and give back as only Tiger can. With the help of EA Sports, he out zinged us to the point we're bleeding ...

Speak of the Week - Bleeder

Ouch! Stay tuned for next Sunday, when the Blazer will add yet another flame to Tiger's fiery golf vernacular.

Until then, fellow readers, keep those greens ablaze!


golfer tom c said...

Hahaha! The Bryants do look like cops

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