Arizona State University is Tits

Arizona State University has a reputation of producing alumni that are striking in the chestle region. Take a moment to observe the images below:





The above live up to the university’s high standard, but haven’t received nearly the acclaim of ASU’s most famous pair of bodacious bombs. Those, off course, belong to Phil Mickelson. Mickelson has held the title of, "most massive man mammaries" since he grabbed it from Craig Perry in the mid nineties. It has even gone so far that some people now refer to man boobs as, “Philly Micks.” Given the legendary reputation of Mickelson’s mambas, it would seem that no one could challenge his reign, but his title is being tested by none other than Jeff Quinney, another product of ASU’s well stacked program. The 2000 US Amateur champ has a newly found jiggle in his step, and it has been doing wonders for his confidence. As we all remember, Mickelson’s jiggle didn’t become evident until a few years after he left Arizona State, so it is safe to assume Quinney is just coming into his prime. Mickelson’s new training program gives Quinney an even better opportunity to make 2008 the year. Congratulations to Arizona State for knowing what it takes to harvest a nice crop of melons.