After three jacking her way out of contention in the Big Break Ka'anapali realty show on The Golf Channel, Lori was approached by the Oakland Raiders to fill a needed spot on the offensive line. "We've seen what she can do... She's mean, she's big, and she knows how to mix it up," said a spokesman for the Raiders. Lori has not officially accepted the position, but when asked to comment, she said, "This really doesn't surprise me; I'm like a Cadillac... In a head-on collision, nothing short of a truck will overpower me."
