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Raw-blog style - Edgy commentary with which The Blazer has graced the golf blogosphere. From thegreenblazer.blogspot.com's "Who is The Green Blazer?"
To bring the zing, or bringing zingers - The means by which The Blazer has captivated the on-the-level brosephs of the golf world. From thegreenblazer.blogspot.com's "Who is The Green Blazer?"
To get Retief's goose - To irritate or annoy South African golfer Retief Goosen, from The Green Blazin Blog - "Smooth Old-Fashoined Player Suggests ..."
The ten-member golfroid blacklist - A Seinfeldian interpretation of Gary Player's assertion that ten people on the PGA are using performance enhancers. (As we all know he didn't "name names.") From The Green Blazin Blog - "Smooth Old-Fashoined Player Suggests ..."
Tiger Woods' instigating bicep - What The Blazer suggested may have started the Gary Player steroid controversy. From The Green Blazin Blog - "Smooth Old-Fashioned Player Suggests ..."
Inching - A term, coined by The Green Blazer, which refers to the act of marking one's ball on the green, then replacing the mark with the ball in a spot closer to the hole than its original position. From The Green Blazin Blog - "On Inching - Nairn GC Shows World an Inch is as Good as a Mile"
BITCH - An acronym for Ban Inching Through Cooperated Heckling, a movement started by The Green Blazer to raise awareness of the global war on inching. From The Green Blazin Blog - "Ban Inching Movement Sweeps Globe"
The ol' sober-up-on-the-way-to-the-station-trick - A technique drunk drivers use to buy themseves more time to shave decimals off their BAC by forgoing a field breathalyzer test for a blood test back at the station. From The Green Blazin Blog - "Golf Cart Drunkenness - Bill Murray might have a DUI coming"
The tackle heard 'round the world - A fierce back body drop administered by Peter Jacobson to a streaker at the 1985 British Open. From The Green Blazin Blog - "Peter Jacobsen’s Lifted Clubs - Suspects Revealed
The George Lopez Chrysler Classic - Spoof name The Blazer's alter-ego The Desert Rat used to draw attention to the incipient phase-out of the late Bob Hope from his own tournament. "First it's the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic with George Lopez, then it's The Bob Hope and George Lopez Chrysler Classic, and before you know it it's just 'The George Lopez Chrysler Classic.'" From The Desert Post Weekly newspaper's December 7, 2006 column "The George Lopez Chrysler Classic"
The Montys we love to hate - American phrase The Green Blazer coined to describe both The Simpson's Monty Burns and golf's Colin Monty. From The Green Blazin Blog - "Colin Montgomerie is Above the Law"
U.S. Hope'n - Spoof name The Green Blazer's alter-ego The Desert Rat used to describe the 2007 Bob Hope Chrysler Classic, which played more like the US Open due to blustery conditions. From The Desert Post Weekly newspaper's January 25, 2007 column "Even Rabbit Ears Didn't Let You See U.S. Hope'n" also featured on The Green Blazer's Myspace page