Friday, July 17, 2009

Nike to confiscate tapes of Tiger's British Open

Due to Tiger Woods' poor performance at this year's British Open, Nike is attempting to confiscated all tapes containing shots from his rounds in order to save Tiger from any further embarrassment.

Nike is particularly concerned with holes 8-13 on Friday where Woods played the worst six hole stretch of his professional career.

An representative from Nike said, "It's not as bad as getting dunked on by someone attending your basketball camp, but we can't be too careful with our top athletes nowadays."











Tiger Woods hangs his head on the 18th green Friday while Nike execs struggle to confiscate all recordings of the round.

9 comments:

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No!.... this can't be serious....is it?

Journal of thoughts and suggestions said...

HAHA! They would have trouble with DVR technology and all. Too bad that Lebron video didn't leak. Lebron's PR is taking some hits lately

brodie said...

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