I'll show them: Drunk golfer heads home

Thanks to JBL who chopped this hilarious article from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and sent it over.

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Article published in the Vail Mountaineer June 11th, 2009

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The Green Blazer explains stack and tilt on Yahoo Answers

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Donald gives Faxon a stroke a hole

A number of players shot rounds in the 80s at the first round of the Memorial. These players aren't exactly notables, but they're not no-namers either (aside from Chappell at 86; no one has heard of him). Had Luke Donald given Brad Faxon a stroke a hole, he still would have won.

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